Father Conmee
Father Conmee
In Brief
"Father John Conmee" is mentioned 72 times in Ulysses,
most of them in the opening section of Wandering Rocks,
which features him at great length. Conmee was an actual Jesuit priest who held positions
of authority at Clongowes Wood
College and Belvedere College when Joyce attended those
institutions (ages 6-9 and 11-16, respectively), and A
Portrait of the Artist records the fact that he did him
good turns at both. But while the tenth chapter of Ulysses
shows the priest engaged in still another charitable deed,
it paints an unflattering picture of the man: he is suave,
friendly, and well-meaning but smugly complacent about his
clerical authority, besotted with the lay aristocracy, and
seemingly deaf to human suffering. The narrative describes
Conmee in a light tone suited to his breezy walk on a fine
summer day, but its wicked ironies can fairly be called
scathing. In them, Joyce expresses hostility to the
hierarchical authority of the Catholic church.
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Vivien Igoe records that Conmee was "born into a wealthy
farming family" in County Westmeath in 1847. He studied at
Clongowes Wood College in County Kildare from 1863 to 1867,
joined the Society of Jesus at age 20 in 1867, taught in
County Offaly (then King's County) for five years in the late
1870s, was ordained a priest in 1881, became Prefect of
Studies at Clongowes soon afterward, and was Rector of the
college from 1885 to 1891. In 1893 he became the Prefect of
Studies at Belvedere College in north inner city Dublin, and
in 1898 he was made "The superior" (the priest in
charge) at the nearby St. Francis Xavier's church, down
the front steps of whose presbytery
he walks at the beginning of Wandering Rocks. Soon
after this, the fictional Conmee thinks of writing a letter "to
father provincial," the head of the Jesuit order in
Ireland, a position to which the real Conmee was elected in
1905, serving until 1909. His book "Old Times in the
Barony" was published by The Catholic Truth
Society in 1910, the year of his death.
In Portrait a young Stephen Dedalus is subjected to unjust corporal punishment at Clongowes at the hands of the pandybat-wielding Father Dolan. Showing great courage, the tiny boy walks down a forbidding dark hallway after supper to protest directly to the rector of the college and is subsequently cheered as a hero by his classmates. Later, Simon Dedalus throws cold water on Stephen's childish fantasy of righting wrongs when he tells Mrs. Dedalus that Conmee has informed him of their son's protest:
— And was he annoyed, Simon?Despite this disillusionment Stephen thinks of himself in Scylla and Charybdis as "A child Conmee saved from pandies," and Conmee's kindness returns in Circe when a menacing Father Dolan threatens to flog him again: "(Mild, benign, rectorial, reproving, the head of Don John Conmee rises from the pianola coffin.) / DON JOHN CONMEE / Now, Father Dolan! Now. I'm sure that Stephen is a very good little boy!"
— Annoyed? Not he! Manly little chap! he said.
Mr Dedalus imitated the mincing nasal tone of the provincial.
— Father Dolan and I, when I told them all at dinner about it, Father Dolan and I had a great laugh over it. You better mind yourself, Father Dolan, said I, or young Dedalus will send you up for twice nine. We had a famous laugh together over it. Ha! Ha! Ha!
A Portrait of the Artist also reflects the fact that,
after Joyce left Clongowes (he entered the Christian Brothers
school on North Richmond Street, but the novel fails to
mention that), his impoverished father ran into Father Conmee
on Mountjoy Square and asked him to allow James to attend
Belvedere free of charge. Conmee granted the request, saving
the gifted young student from the ignominy of a Christian
Brothers education ("Paddy Stink and Micky Mud," in Simon's
heated words). Ulysses echoes this charitable action
too, albeit obliquely. Wandering Rocks shows Conmee
walking past Mountjoy Square on his way to the O'Brien
Institute for Destitute Children northeast of the city,
passing North Richmond Street on the way. He is going to talk
to the director because Martin
Cunningham has asked that something be done to help
Paddy Dignam's orphaned son. The O'Brien Institute was run by
the Christian Brothers.
Conmee's kindness toward schoolboys is echoed near the
beginning of Wandering Rocks when he banters jovially
with three young boys from Belvedere. But other details from
his half-circuit of Mountjoy Square suggest the haughty
superiority implied at the chapter's opening by Joyce's
ambiguous twisting of a titular noun into an adjective: "The
superior, the very reverend John Conmee S.J." A
one-legged sailor's begging makes plain the limits of his
charity: "Father Conmee blessed him in the sun for his purse
held, he knew, one silver crown." Briefly pondering the
beggar's misfortune, Conmee decides that it can be chalked up
to a poor career choice: "He thought, but not for long, of
soldiers and sailors, whose legs had been shot off by
cannonballs, ending their days in some pauper ward, and of
cardinal Wolsey's words: If I had served my God as I have
served my king He would not have abandoned me in my old
days."
Having himself abandoned the sailor, Conmee runs into the
wife of an M.P. and shows himself to be every bit the
politician, chatting her up with talk of choice vacation spots
and how her boys are doing at Belvedere. Leaving Mrs. Sheehy,
he tips his silk hat, smiles, and "smiled yet again, in going.
He had cleaned his teeth, he knew, with arecanut paste." He
spots another rich matron, salutes her, and admires her
aristocratic bearing: "A fine carriage she had. Like Mary,
queen of Scots, something. And to think that she was a
pawnbroker! Well, now! Such a...what should he say?...such a
queenly mien."
Conmee's infatuation with the upper crust appears also near
the end of his section, when his walk along the Malahide road
makes him think of the Talbot family that used to live in the
Malahide castle. Recalling
incidents from that and other noble families, he thinks fondly
of "old times in the barony." (Baronies, from Tudor
times until independence, were county subdivisions, all of
them originally associated with feudal titles.) Conmee
imagines himself the priest to an old aristocratic family: "Don
John Conmee walked and moved in times of yore. He was
humane and honoured there. He bore in mind secrets confessed
and he smiled at smiling noble faces in a beeswaxed
drawingroom, ceiled with full fruit clusters. And the hands of
a bride and of a bridegroom, noble to noble, were impalmed by
Don John Conmee." The mock-aristocratic title sticks
to him, reappearing in the Circe passage quoted above.
Conmee's complacent regard for economic privilege is
complemented by his indifference to poverty, which he
justifies by assuming that God must have intended for some
people to have less than others. In some of the most sarcastic
writing that Joyce ever allowed himself after his early poem The
Holy Office, the sight of a dirty bargeman sitting with
his pile of turf on the Royal Canal sends Conmee into
rhapsodies of theological wonder: "It was idyllic: and Father
Conmee reflected on the providence of the Creator who had made
turf to be in bogs whence men might dig it out and bring it to
town and hamlet to make fires in the houses of poor people."
Disliking dirt himself, Conmee boards a tram so as not "to
traverse on foot the dingy way past Mud Island," and, having
paid the fare, he deplores "The solemnity of the occupants of
the car," which "seemed to Father Conmee excessive for a
journey so short and cheap. Father Conmee liked cheerful
decorum." An old woman gets off and he thinks, "as she had
nearly passed the end of the penny fare, she was one of those
good souls who had always to be told twice bless you, my
child, that they have been absolved, pray for me. But they had
so many worries in life, so many cares, poor creatures."
Clearly the good father has few such cares himself, no need to
cut his rides short at the end of the penny fare zone, little
cause to display anything but "cheerful decorum."
Equally appalling is Conmee's indifference to physical
suffering. His lack of sympathy for the amputated sailor (poor
man, he should have chosen a career in religion) proves to be
only a warmup for his reaction to the daily papers'
announcement of "a dreadful
catastrophe in New York. In America those things were
continually happening. Unfortunate people to die like
that, unprepared. Still, an act of perfect contrition."
Most people are at least occasionally guilty of shutting down
empathic responses to distant disasters: there is more than
enough pull on one's heartstrings and wallet close to home.
But Father Conmee takes such moral shrugging to a new level.
Showing no reaction whatever to the physical horror of 1,000
women and children burned, drowned, or crushed to death on New
York's East River, he thinks only of how "Unfortunate" it is
that these people died spiritually "unprepared," condemned to
an eternity in Hell by their failure to receive the last rites
of the Catholic church.
In its maternal wisdom, that church has responded to these distressing cases of people dying without a priest nearby by promulgating the doctrine of "perfect contrition." No priest as you're burning to death? Take a few quiet moments to reflect on every sinful thing you've done in your sorry life and express remorse. If it's sincere—and that is most important!—God will exempt you from His otherwise strict requirement of last rites. The kicker in Conmee's absurdly thinking "Still, an act of perfect contrition" is that the women and children on the New York steamer were all German Protestants. No matter how desperately they prayed in their final fiery seconds, they were doomed to an eternity in Hell anyway.
On another question of saving lost souls, the church's
missionary outreach to people in non-Christian parts of the
world, Father Conmee appears to somewhat better effect. It is
a topic that keenly interests him. When Bloom steps into St.
Andrew's church in Lotus Eaters he sees "Same notice
on the door. Sermon by the very reverend John
Conmee S.J. on saint Peter Claver and the African
Mission. Save China's millions." Peter
Claver was a 17th century Spanish Jesuit missionary who worked
for nearly half a century in Cartagena, Colombia, ministering
to Africans that the Spaniards were transporting to the New
World for slave labor. Conmee is now promoting similar
missions in Africa and China. Gifford observes that "In the
nineteenth century the Jesuits maintained missions in several
cities in China in spite of rather intense Chinese xenophobia.
One crisis in the resistance to the missionaries and their
efforts was the death of five Jesuit priests at Nanking during
the Boxer Rebellion in 1900."
The record of these missions is rife with cultural
imperialism and dehumanizing brutality, but little in Ulysses
invites the reader to lay such charges at Conmee's feet. In Wandering
Rocks he sees a poster advertising the Negro
impersonator Eugene
Stratton, and, rather than thinking racially demeaning
thoughts, he reflects on the desirability of universal
salvation: "Father Conmee thought of the souls of black and
brown and yellow men and of his sermon on saint
Peter Claver S.J. and the African mission and of the
propagation of the faith and of the millions of black and
brown and yellow souls that had not received the baptism of
water when their last hour came like a thief in the night."
Conmee's shift from thinking of "the souls of black and brown
and yellow men" to imagining "black and brown and yellow
souls" is absurd and deeply racist, but his essentially
benign attitude toward these dark-skinned others is suggested
in the sentences that follow, when he thinks how "reasonable"
is "That book by the Belgian jesuit, Le Nombre des Élus."
Father A. Chastelein's Le rigorisme, le nombre des élus
et la doctrine du salut (Rigorism,
the Number of the Elect, and the Doctrine of Salvation), published
in Brussels in the 1890s, argued that God would surely save
many more souls than He would damn. Gifford notes that "it was
immediately attacked as too 'liberal' by the dogmatists, or
'rigorists', who claimed that all who were not baptized as
Catholics were subject to eternal damnation," observing that
the same war was also being fought among Protestants at this
time. Conmee cautiously entertains the liberal view: "Those
were millions of human souls created by God in His Own
likeness to whom the faith had not (D.V.) been brought. But
they were God's souls, created by God. It seemed to Father
Conmee a pity that they should all be lost, a waste, if one
might say."
One might say in reply that it is a tad chilly to conclude
that these billions of human beings, created by God and born
in places whose ignorance of the gospel would inevitably
condemn them to eternal torture, represent only "a waste" of
precious resources. But Conmee makes a habit of dismissing
messy human realities with such airily condescending phrases.
He approves of his church's description of Protestant faith as
"invincible ignorance": "But one should be charitable.
Invincible ignorance. They acted according to their
lights." And he feels benevolent pity for human beings caught
in the grip of sexual desire: "Father Conmee thought of that
tyrannous incontinence, needed however for man's race on
earth, and of the ways of God which were not our ways."
For all its snide irreverence, Joyce's fictional portrait
does convey some of his feeling, expressed to Herbert Gorman,
that Conmee was "a very decent sort of chap." The Conmee we
meet in the novel devotes his life to helping the unfortunate.
His upbeat banter with schoolboys, shopkeepers, and housewives
seems fairly charming. And his interior monologue has flashes
of refreshing honesty. His thought about the home for "aged
and virtuous females" next to St. Joseph's church could easily
be mistaken for one of Leopold Bloom's: "Virtuous: but
occasionally they were also badtempered." Clearly, though,
Joyce crossed some kind of Rubicon with this aggressive
portrait.
Since he was never intimately acquainted with the actual Conmee, it seems possible that the unsavory qualities he attached to the fictive one derived less from personal antipathy than from the anti-clericalism he inherited from his father and the structural requirements of his plan for Wandering Rocks. The chapter opens with a long section devoted to a representative of the Church and closes with a long section devoted to a representative of the State. Both men are engaged in charitable enterprises, but they embody institutions that Joyce despised. The air of indictment in the first section may be driven less by dislike of Conmee than by anger at the indifference to common human experiences, urges, and sufferings displayed by many such princes of the church.